Derek's Forced Surrogacy Conscript Assessment
A government eligibility screen designed with all the compassion of a tax audit.
Should She Be Conscripted?
Is She Fertile?
YES ↓
NO →
Is She Between 18 and 45?
YES ↓
NO →
Is She Married?
NO ↓
YES →
Is She Attractive?
NO ↓
YES →
Has She Given Any Men Children?
YES ↙
NO ↓
As Part of This Program?
YES ↓
NO →
In or Out of Wedlock?
IN →
OUT ↙
Statutory Disqualification Pipeline
Disqualified
Mandatory Enrollment
Duty Fulfilled
A fictional policy proposal from a man who should not be permitted near public administration.