Derek's Marriage Material Assessment
Eight simple questions. One narrow route through. Several extremely efficient exits.
Is She Marriage Material?
Is She Under 30?
YES ↓NO →
Is She Attractive?
YES ↓NO →
Is She a Virgin?
YES ↓NO ↙
Has She Had Sex With Any Guys Other Than You?
NO ↘YES →
Can She Have Children?
YES ↓NO →
Has She Given Other Men Children?
NO ↓YES →
Does She Have a Job?
YES ↙NO ↓
Is She Willing to Quit Once Married?
YES ↘NO →
Immediate Disqualification Pipeline
No
Marriage Material
No women were consulted during development of this assessment.