EPISODE 1: MEN AND WOMEN ARE NOT THE SAME

Look, no one can say we didn’t give it a fair run.

But I think that at this point, it’s time to face some truths that will be (to say the least) uncomfortable for some to hear.

I want to start out by praising the modern, civilized society we enjoy in this country today.

I think most of us would agree that seeing a man taking a piss outside in the bushes at a public park would be upsetting.

Why is that?

It’s how we did things for a long time, after all…

But that was before we had the things that modern civilization has rewarded us with.

Men no longer have to relieve themselves outside in view of the public, because today we have things like restrooms and urinals.

We expect men to use them, because that’s why they exist. No one would approve of taking a piss any other way, and I think we can safely call this progress.

But a cold, hard fact that many today would try to deny is that so-called “women” exist (and have always existed) for the sole purpose of providing men with relief and pleasure in the form of sex.

I know some people listening to this are shifting in their seats right now, but let’s have the courage to talk through this topic that has become so convoluted today compared to in the past.

But I want to first be clear about one important thing: for all of you listening, resist the urge to react to this discussion with feelings of shame. There is nothing shameful about nature or sex or the inalienable rights of every man in this country.

So, take a deep breath, close your eyes, and try to relax and listen to the words I’m about to tell you with total confidence.

“Women” are not full people. They are not the intellectual equals of men, period. They are inferior by design, because the purpose they serve (much like the urinal in our earlier example) is entirely in the service of improving men’s lives.

Even if you find yourself resisting what I just said out loud on some level, there is also a part of you several layers down that cannot seem to help but submit to common sense when you hear it spelled out like that.

Just like no one wants to see men peeing outside in the park, no one wants to see a man forced into the desperation that drives them to masturbate.

There is no legitimate reason a man would ever need to consider pleasuring himself in this modern age.

Seeing him do so would be just as upsetting as the man in the park, pissing into the bushes.

We get upset because there is a restroom with a urinal just a couple yards away from him.

Similarly, what good reason could any man ever possibly have for needing to touch his own genitals when that’s the exact and only reason that women exist?

As the physically superior sex, all men have ever needed to do was take what they want and need. This is not the violence you’ve been led to believe it is.

It is everything working how it did since the beginning of time.

Men are people. Human beings. Higher beings.

Women are holes, receptacles, inferiors, and birth vessels. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either a homosexual or a feminist.

For too long, our kids have been taught incorrectly about how to feel about these natural and biological facts and it’s time to finally give up on all the charades we’ve been playing.

Women are here to give men children (whether they are willing or not is totally irrelevant, more on that in a moment) and to make them feel good physically in that pursuit.

On some level, it is almost enviable. What a simple existence, right? How beautifully and perfectly simple would that be?

Your only concerns every day you wake up are how your man can get the most intense orgasm by using your body and letting him do that as often as he decides to, until you give him the children he deserves.

And let’s face it, folks…there is absolutely no good reason that every fertile woman in this country doesn’t have at least one child, forced or otherwise.

In fact, the women who need to be impregnated the most are the ones who are defiantly against motherhood.

The only thing that can truly cure these flawed and defective women is what nature has always intended and relied on happening: they must be forced to carry a fetus to term and then give birth to it.

Also, some clarification on that last point: when I say give birth, I do not mean with the help of epidurals or other pain management. I also do not believe in C-sections, as they are crossing a line that nature has firmly drawn for thousands of years.

Childbirth is not supposed to be easy. It is supposed to hurt. A lot. And just like happened for hundreds of thousands of years, some women are meant to die during or right after it.

I know that makes some listeners sad. But that’s only because for decades, liberal demons slithered their way into our universities and government and force-fed unnatural lies to everyone in this country for a very long time.

Everyone has to die. I can think of no way more noble than childbirth for the death of a set of holes that belonged to a man.

And when you ask yourself honestly…can you?