Name or pseudonym

Why You Are Still Single

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Your voicemail

Do you really think the reason you are still
single in your thirties without any kids of
your own is that you haven't found a 
good enough woman yet?

I mean, really...who are you kidding?

Anyone who has had the misfortune
of listening to your little podcast
for more than thirty seconds who has
half a brain can figure out the real 
reason: you're a repulsive excuse 
of a man and you don't have a single
redeemable trait or feature to make
up for it.

No woman wants to give you kids
because they'd share traits with you.

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OUCH! 🔥

Damn, bro...this bitch went right 
for the balls, literally. 

Not even sure what I'd say
to this one HAHA. 

Paul Emerson Executive Producer The Misogyny Podcast

Name or pseudonym

Just Curious

Episode

Episode 4

Your voicemail

Aside from how vile and irresponsible it is for 
you to publicly claim that homosexuality is a 
disease, has it ever occured to you that you
are causing a lot of it by being a guy so 
unattractive that it causes women to 
transcend sexuality altogether and never
feel another ounce of desire for men again?

I'd bet money on the odds that you've
unintentionally created a few lesbians
who weren't born one along the way.

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Name or pseudonym

Just Curious

Episode

Episode 4

Your voicemail

Derek,

Ohhhhh shit, bro! 

This dyke is really out to thank you for all 
the girlfriends she thinks you've given her 
LMAO!

Paul Emerson Executive Producer The Misogyny Podcast

Name or pseudonym

Feminist Future

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Your voicemail

I just wanted to tell you something that I'm sure you must be tired of hearing all the time from literally anyone who has the misfortune of learning your little podcast even exists: you are a vile human being and the ideas you peddle in your stupid show are both dangerous and disgusting. Hopefully you don't ever sit around and wonder why you're still single in your 30s. It's because no woman wants anything to do with a guy like you. Ever.

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Whoa, dude...

This bitch is really coming at you.

How do you want to handle this one LOL?

-Paul Emerson Executive Producer The Misogyny Podcast