Name or pseudonym

SwollenWomb

Topic

Sex and gender

Your question

DEAR DEREK,

HELLO, mY Name is Felicia and I need to ask Derek about his advice.

COUld you please tell him that I don't know anyoNe I can talk 2 about thiss?

DEREEk, if this is you please help me. I am pregnant for third time.

sounds crazy,,, I KNow, but I am not even twenty years yet.

How could this happpen, u will ask!

sounds sad and very emBarrrassing but third time raped, third baby coming soon.

i am not longer allowed at my school. some ppl have said get an abortion, 
said I am very crazzy...

du u think so to?

this baby growing in my bely will come out very soon.

what to do for me? please provide wisdom and advice to free me

I've asked god but can't tell his response

thnx

Permission

• Derek may answer this fictional question in a future episode with his customary lack of qualification.

Dude, this one actually caused tears to roll down my face from start to finish,
and I think I spent a solid ten minutes on the floor rolling around afterwards.

LMAO.

This has GOT to be the single most unhinged fucking guest email
that has ever crossed my desk...and, of course, it's from a woman haha.

How do you want me to respond? Fuck, good thing I'll be doing it in writing
or I'd probably lose it and crack the fuck up after the first sentence.

If you want my take, I think either:

1. Agree with the others and tell her to abort...if she actually does it, condemn the choice after it is too late
2. Blame her for all three assaults and frame this child as the normal consequence for that
3. Ask her to send us a full body photo of her holding a piece of paper that she's written the date on
4. See if she wants to be a guest on the show? LOL

Personally, 3 and 4 would be my choices.

Felicia,

Hi there, sweetheart... 

My name is Paul, I'm the producer here at the podcast and 
I just finished reading the heartbreaking email you wrote to Derek.

I will forward your message to him, of course. But before I do,
I just wanted to check in with you and ask how you are doing?

It sounds like you have a lot of really difficult things
going on in your life right now, I can't even imagine what
it would be like to face the kinds of things you wrote to us about.

And hey, don't worry. Derek is a good guy, but I've known
him for many years and trust me when I say that the first
idea he will have after reading what you wrote is to suggest
that you and I meet in person before you sit down to talk with him.

Ultimately, we would like to invite you onto the show as a guest.

But if we are going to have you on, it's important that we ensure
that you are fully comfortable with how things will go beforehand.

That's what the meeting with me is for, to just chat with you
a little and get a better idea of how the episode will go.

Does that sound like something you might be okay with?

Let us know...the sooner the better.

And could you please send us a full body photo of you that is
current? Does not have to be anything special, it's just
something we ask all of our potential guests to do.

Hope you are okay and that we hear back from you soon.

-Paul Emerson

Executive Producer

The Misogyny Podcast

wheN coould y be overt here?!