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Greetings Derek!

My sorority sisters and I have started getting together once a week 
to listen to your latest podcast episode. 

We order food and make drinks and yell at you through most of it LOL. 
Sometimes we have to rewind because everybody is talking over you.

I’ll be honest, most of them really hate your guts. Like, a lot. 

But that’s sort of why it’s become our favorite night of the week. 

Everyone gets so mad and then we argue about whatever you said for another 
hour afterward. We quote you all week too, but probably not in the way you intended.

Anyway—and I have had a couple drinks, so maybe I’ll regret sending this tomorrow—
but I kind of like you? 

Or I kind of like how honest you are. Maybe both. 

I would absolutely never say that in front of my friends because 
they would probably hold an intervention.

So I just wondered if you’re single. And if you are, whether 
you might want to go out sometime...?

Please don’t read this on the show unless your answer is yes. 

Actually, maybe don’t read it either way.

—Janessa

P.S. I’m prettier than this email makes me sound.

How has the show changed your life?

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• Derek may read this fictional message on the show and accept far too much credit for it.

Bro, are you engaged yet?! 

Hope you invite your BFF (me, duh) to the wedding. 

Does she even need to be present for the ceremony or say "I do?"